jesus melnchor

A stupid dick sucker.bit loves a girl named a familia most of the time.and has a lot of friend,he is very kind,and is cute/fine

Jesus melnchor can suck your dick you.
K I'll ask him

by It yo girl... December 31, 2017

Coffee with Jesus

It’s an enema of cold coffee mixed with cocaine that is used before sex in the gay community.

Mike and Sam always have coffee with Jesus on Sunday.

by Mr El Conquistador May 20, 2022

Bongrat Jesus

God in human form, but also a Bong rat (and therefore greater than God himself).

Only Bongrat Jesus himself could pull that off!

by (( (gyfgdfdf October 20, 2021

Lutheran Jesus

It’s when you’re catholic friend with religious trauma finds random moments of blessings in everyday tasks.

Lutheran Jesus said I can’t come in the water right now. I don’t got to do anything!

by LandoFanF1 August 3, 2024

Black Jesus

Black Jesus is a nickname given to highly regarded as the greatest basketball player of all time Micheal Jordan

Bro we dont shit talk to Black Jesus cause if we do he will give us 60

by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023

Jesus

Jesus Christ is the nicest being that you’ll ever meet in your life. He’ll change everything about you. He loves you like no one else does. So at least give him a chance. And please guys stop being disrespectful about Him

Jesus Saved me.

by Jesus’ daughter January 14, 2024

Jesus's Army

Jesus's Army are a peaceful Christian organisation who usually drive around to their religious gatherings in rainbow or multi coloured vehicles usually dilapidated vans or mini buses. Jesus's Army love to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour through rustic songs acapella style or often led by tambourine's, maracas,spoons and entry level guitar playing.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.

Dave we've drank and gambled all our money on fruit machines. We literally only have enough for 4 more pints each with no cash machine visits available and we still need to get home with no money for a taxi.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.

by Another pseudonymal August 5, 2022