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psychotically happy

the game face lower ranked workers put on in retail or office environments to avoid their managers diagnosing them with an attitude problem, while the workers have to listen to pointless complaints from customers, coworkers and other professional trash
It's Valentine's Day, the government's still having a meltdown over Trump's border wall, that end user is incompetent with computers and there are random customers out there abusing cashiers about their tumultuous love lives - but everyday is the best time to be psychotically happy. It's a survival tactic
by everBSOD February 14, 2019
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happy greeting

When two people shake hands and put a penis between both hands. Shaking until completion.
Me and Emily had a very happy greeting last night until I came
by Wermgear July 20, 2019
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happiness

something only the luckiest people are able to feel. something people trick themselves into thinking the have. when happiness is real it feels as your heart is explosion in your chest and you can’t stop smiling.
I’m so happy. I’m full of happiness can you believe this?!
by finnswoter October 19, 2019
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Happy

Are you happy”
Yes:(“
by Sad guy:( September 24, 2018
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Happiness

Something that blinds people from the disgusting truth of society and the race known as "Humanity".
"Happiness? What's that? All I can think about is how unfair life is."
by Ring-a-ding March 8, 2018
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Happy-helmet

The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."
While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.
by BombadierBillyGoat April 22, 2011
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Happy Gilmored

To be happy gilmored is to have a golf ball thrown at your crotch, but you were unaware the other person had said golf ball. Especially when, but not limited to being hit in the balls specifically.
by simonbeatles722 March 28, 2025
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