by I fed ur mom December 4, 2017
Get the Chrismug. 1.Perfect
2. God where do I begin Chris will start out your enemy and you’ll hate his guts then you become freinds then you fall in love he’s very insecure and he hates himself he feels you can do better he’ll be Damned if anyone flirts with you though he’s quiet but he’s actually a freak a hard dom with some weird fantasies but all the same he’s charming loving his eyes are dark and cool and he feels like a warm little house in the woods on Christmas Eve he’s genuinely a good guy your parents will love him and they’ll want to trade you for him and your family threatens not to screw it up he thinks he’s flawed and he believes he’s nothing but he’s real and the more you talk about him the less and less flaws you can point out you will argue with him but that’s only cause he loves you and wants what’s best he wants you to be the best you he’s genuinely perfect.
2. God where do I begin Chris will start out your enemy and you’ll hate his guts then you become freinds then you fall in love he’s very insecure and he hates himself he feels you can do better he’ll be Damned if anyone flirts with you though he’s quiet but he’s actually a freak a hard dom with some weird fantasies but all the same he’s charming loving his eyes are dark and cool and he feels like a warm little house in the woods on Christmas Eve he’s genuinely a good guy your parents will love him and they’ll want to trade you for him and your family threatens not to screw it up he thinks he’s flawed and he believes he’s nothing but he’s real and the more you talk about him the less and less flaws you can point out you will argue with him but that’s only cause he loves you and wants what’s best he wants you to be the best you he’s genuinely perfect.
Mom: Is Chris coming over
You: yeah
Mom: yay good let’s make him cookies and remember fuck this up and you have your entire family after you
You: okay mom
You: yeah
Mom: yay good let’s make him cookies and remember fuck this up and you have your entire family after you
You: okay mom
by Lovely Sunday December 23, 2019
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