Wet Blanket

Jayden Ward

What an absolute bummer, wet blanket of a dude.

by Haedder July 25, 2019

Wet Blinker

Hitting a blinker off a dab pen while you're indulging in alcoholic beverages.

"Hey bro, I'm wasted as fuck lemme hit a wet blinker"

by SkylarSpaghetti July 18, 2025

Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker

All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

wet pasty

When a man inserts his penis into the other persons armpit and they flap their arm like a chicken

Wanna try some wet pasty

by My nans a toaster June 15, 2017

wet the lug

someone who never f*cks up

“i’m not going near her, she’s such a wet the lug
“would you stop wetting my lug”

by marykate69 December 18, 2022

Kenyan Wet Willy

When a person sticks his finger in his buttcrack immediately after having diarrhea and then proceeds to stick it in another person's ear.

"That son of a bitch gave me a Kenyan Wet Willy, now there's shit every where"

by kenyanlova November 8, 2011

Wet Fish

Boring person, dull, lame, dreary, a person who ruins a good mood.

His wife was a bit of a wet fish at the orgy, she only gave me a handjob.

by WorfsTarg July 29, 2023