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Miami Monday Money

It’s like normal Monday money, expect it’s doubled. We in Miami bitch.
Like Monday money but in Miami. Miami Monday money.
by anonymous February 3, 2025
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Febreze Money

Additional income to support the "finer things" or allows you an increased indulgence within your unconscious habits.
My stimulus just hit, I got that febreze money!
by Beaver Tail May 27, 2020
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Money

by Bg76 June 29, 2019
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Money

What you don't have. Bitch, your on urban dictonary.
by BigSpicyMommy February 17, 2023
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McDonald’s Money

Something you didn’t have and your parents wouldn’t give you as a kid.
Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?

Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?

Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.
by PhilaMatt April 26, 2023
mugGet the McDonald’s Moneymug.

Money

The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.

Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.

Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.
Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
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Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.
The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
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