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dirty sally 

the act of shitting all over your cat while fingering a goat that was eating out your mom
guy 1: yo, dude, last night I did a dirty Sally on my kitten 🐱✌

guy 2: NOICEE

The female doe salt lick 

When a female dresses up as a young female deer and licks your balls after you bust a nut in your pants
dude, i took my chick up to the woods and we totally pulled the female doe salt lick. It was epic

Salt beaver 

A salt beaver is a tweaker who goes to an afterparty after an already long night. Salt beavers take cabs everywhere and are higher order mammals when compared to the ill-favored swamp donkey.
Cab driver: "Why are you talking politics to me, you "Salt beaver"? Why don't you get to bed at a reasonable hour?"
Salt beaver by Starrbird January 23, 2009

salt stick 

Colloquial name for a penis that is destined to ejaculate.
Sandra: "How did you get on with Dillon last night?"

Tracy: "Pretty good, I ended up sucking on his salt stick for most of the night"
salt stick by Sir D Fubar March 22, 2010

Salt Sandwich

similar to the word "salty". it is to express if someone is acting in an unpleasant manner to someone or something else. it is to be used when the word "salty" is not enough to express how "salty" someone is being.
The Boss didn't need to scream at the new guy. He must have had a salt sandwich this morning for breakfast

sallybitching 

When a person is acting like they have extreme persistent PMS or PMDD. Someone is sallybitching can be male or female, but must be acting in a catty and bitchy fashion.
Dudes, stop being so catty!

You're PMSing.

...Seriously, stop the sallybitching.