how to be straight 

crowd yourself in women or men depends on your sexuality and ask them all out then boom!! u prooved ur straight:,)

“im so fucking gay..;(im gonna crowd myself in girls and kiss them all!, wow! im straight now! i hope..” and thats how to be straight!

how to be straight by anonymous August 2, 2021

Let that be straight. 

To state something clearly and honestly so that there is no confusion or misunderstanding.

Usually signifies the end of a conversation.

“I’m not interested in dating you, so let that be straight.”

“You owe me $50 for the pizza we ordered last week, let that be straight.”

You are a friend and you want to clear up a misunderstanding with another friend. You say: “I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings, but I was just joking. Let that be straight.”

Let that be straight. by BenevolentMask. March 22, 2023

ripped my throat straight out 

The saying rip your throat out or I don’t want someone to rip my throat out or they’re gonna rip your throat out refers to someone getting out on you. Someone charging too much for something.

I went to this new guy last week and he sold me some coke. He ripped my throat straight out like his prices were so high. It was unbelievable. I don’t even know why I went along with the deal..

ripped my throat straight out by Emma Masing June 4, 2024

you're parent straight 

*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*

*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.

you're parent straight by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

Tanjiro you're so straight-up 

"Tanjiro you're so straight-up" Is Tanjiro being a bottom then being a top to be back being a bottom (if you know u know)

THE EXAMPLE IS CURSED BECAUSE I LIKE SEEING PEOPLE GET DISGUSTED

*muzan slamming tanjiro because i like seeing people disgusted lmao*

Tanjiro: KIBUTSUJI JEKSK AHH

*Tanjiro process to give muzan the glunk glunk 4939* (if you know u know)

58 minutes later

*Muzan stops Tanjiro from the glunk glunk 4939 because it's been an hour*

*Continues to slam tanjiro*

Muzan: Tanjiro you're so straight-up for giving me so much then go back being the victim *weird laughing noises*

Stop what am I making 💀💀💀

Tanjiro you're so straight-up by AGirlThatIsAFanOfNarutoAndGayS March 25, 2023

ohio mega sigma tizzy gyat straight outta ohio 

When you see a BUSSN GYATT and cream harder than ever

IM ohio mega sigma tizzy gyat straight outta ohio

ohio mega sigma tizzy gyat straight outta ohio by OhioMaster January 11, 2024

Ur dad 2 degrees straight 

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude

Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries

Ur dad 2 degrees straight by nigglynigel March 12, 2018