Abey-Pooing

When you smear your own shit on the Lincoln Memorial and write out the name ABE in bolded shit letters.

Dude my friend Jim went Abey-Pooing last weekend, shit was so firee.

Who up Abey-Pooing right now?

Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing

by UnbentRaccoon February 24, 2025

tac-poo

One or more tactical bowel movements prior to taking part in a dragon boat race, in order to reduce the overall weight of the boat.

Sorry I'm a bit late lads. I was having a tac-poo. Jeez, after I released that behemoth, I can tell you the boat is much lighter now!

by R Botak July 27, 2024

homing poo

When you close to home and you need a shit

Can we go home now I got a homing poo brewing

by jon2522 April 13, 2016

Revenge poo

When you kick the dog out of the bedroom for privacy during sweet slow love making, and pupper poos on the carpet in the living room.

What's that noise babe? Omg, she took a revenge poo by the door.

by Ictinypeople September 23, 2021

padd poo

Jatin is called padd poo....

Somone- oye padd poo ither aa

by Carguy 0007 November 23, 2021

Fluffy Poo

Something people say when they feel excited:

"OMG, I feel so Fluffy Poo today! I'm going to the freaking zoo! LIT!"

by cittadelslang February 12, 2018

pointy poos

When your poo is pointy

Oh shit dude I had the pointy poos last night.

by How gay art thow November 26, 2021