penis cork

When you're about to cum while getting a bj and you put you tip up to her cheek so it blocks the flow

I proceeded to penis cork while working was about to cum on her face

by Fuck all the names are taken June 14, 2015

Jade Penis

'Jade Penis' is a common autocorrect fuck-up when attempting to say 'jalapenos' For example: 'What toppings did you have on your pizza, hun?' 'Oh, pepperoni, capsicum and Jade Penis' o_O

I lurve Jade Penis on my pizza - om nom nom.

by Kurtis McStrange October 31, 2017

Penis Panic

When you see a man's penis and remember how freaky penises are

"I haven't hooked up with a guy in so long I'm afraid I might get penis panic"

by penispanic December 10, 2018

corn penis

After having vigorous butt sex, corn is lodged in the pee hole so when you go to take a piss the stream splits

Damn cherish... you gave me corn penis last night. Now you have to clean the bathroom around the toilet.

by Yanker23 December 9, 2015

Penis O'Meter

A device used to spot a mans tiny ass dick from a mile away.

"Jeniffer, did u get the Penis O'Meter".

"Nope"
"Then u gunna get raped by some creepy ass mofo with a dick so small u can't even c it"

by Snuggle Mungle March 29, 2015

Magic Penis

Male genitalia that can stay erect even after coming to an orgasm

Rarer than a unicorn

Doesn't need time to recover between climaxes

"don't you need a break to recharge before we go at it again?"
"No need baby, I have a magic penis"

Paul is the only guy I have met who can fuck for hours continuously no matter how many times he cums. I love his magic penis

I wish every man was blessed with a magic penis

by AmandaPanda420 May 17, 2021

penis kite

Adj.

1. Lofty and hard to manage.
2. An extremely erect penis at the beach.

1. I have a penis kite sized stack of paper work when I get to the office.

2. "Did you see Joe's penis kite at the beach when you got out of the water?" ;-)

by Mikestupin March 4, 2016