ipner

ishowspeeds 4 incher

damn lil ipner

by 𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑☻𝐖꩜𝐑𝐋𝐃 🚀🎡🎢 🎠: June 10, 2024

iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.

“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “

by Gooning Potato June 25, 2024

Iphone 16 pro max

The best phone ever made.

I picked up the iPhone 16 pro max and it's better than any lagdroid.

by Caden Kellner November 28, 2024

iPhone 9

"We Don't Talk About Bruno" ahh phone

"Dude, where's the iPhone 9?"

by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024

Ipse mihi fucki

The unfortunate situation in which an attempted rape against a middle aged woman results in her going all Hulk on you, biting off your dick at the base, and then sodomizing you with your own penis.

Joe: How'd yer night go after we split?
Mark: Not great.
Joe: Wha happened?
Mark: I thought I'd tag some MILF but she was much older face to. She went all ape on my shit, bit me solid clean off, and then fucked me with my own hard cock. Total Ipse mihi fucki, you know? Not my best night...
Joe: Fuck....

by GenX Alt December 8, 2024

iPhone X

The reason why many phones released during 2018-2020 had a gigantic ugly ass pill-shaped notch on the top of the screen. You can blame Apple for this "innovative" trend. Thankfully Samsung refused to copy it.

iPhone X, along with the iPhone 7, are the biggest sinners in the smartphone world for introducing the notch and removing the headphone jack, respectively.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 9, 2024

iPig

A network device that hogs bandwidth

I couldn't watch Netflix because the iPig sucked up all the streaming bandwidth.

by ElmoreDuaneGeorge December 25, 2024