Fake Friend

Someone who talks to you when they need something
Someone who talks about you behind your back when they say their your friend
Someone who wants to fight you but lets you walk around untouched.

Alexis was being a fake friend when she asked me to buy her mascara but she was just talking about me yesterday

by SidneyB. March 4, 2018

Friend Zone

A concept created by morons who do not understand the concept of "she's not into you"

You didnt get Friend zoned, you got turned down. Move on.

by JayBob92 September 25, 2016

Ex-Friend

Quicker and more slang way of referring to a former friend

My ex-friend once spent all this money on me, but it's funny because I will never pay him back

by placebo! December 12, 2020

Seasonal Friend

A friend who seems to always want to do something during one season (summer, for example), then seems to drop off the face of the earth once the other season rolls around for one reason or another (perhaps school).

One way to mitigate this type of friend is to share in common interests during more than just the months where they seem to have the most time.

"Man, Tanner hasn't wanted to do anything in ages."
"yeah, I know that feel."
"Darn Seasonal Friends."

by MM3K September 29, 2012

N-Friend

The name a white person uses when he or she is referring to an African American who which they have a close friendship.

The only way you can call a black man or woman the N word is if you have earned their respect, so to avoid ever using the word I just refer to Tyree as my N-Friend

by NickyLags February 3, 2012

Bum friend

A friend with benefits who solely has sex in the bum.

Gavin and Steph are not bum friends

by The Seal March 7, 2012

D-Friend

What a person that takes advantage of people, sucks the life out of those that attempt to care about him despite what their peers think. Also, traps those that attempt to love him. Also, jealous, mean spirited, picks on children, has no job, no phone and is homeless.

Did you hear what that D-Friend said today? I would rather have an enemy anyday than a D-Friend.

by laughingthru December 7, 2011