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Facebook Sucker

People who you don't know add or request you as a friend (mostly men) because they think your picture is hot. They flirt with you in hopes of getting their dicks sucked (suckers) sending you hearts and flowers. Or they add you as a friend because they think you have "cool" friends and you know damn well that's why. When they realize they've been facebook suckered, they go to disturbing extremes to retaliate and call you a whore to all your mutual friends, They are so embarrassed they've been sucked, but not in the way they had hoped.
That bitch is my FB friend and I don't even know her.I thought I could get a piece of that hot ass and plus she had cool friends. Then the bitch has a boyfriend, even though I read that in her profile, and I propositioned her anyway, because she talked to me. Then she blew me off! So I trashed her and called her a whore to all our mutual friends, because I am ashamed to admit I am a "Facebook Sucker"
by Fake facebooker fucker November 9, 2009
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Faceboochisme

The act of aggressive gossiping on facebook. This is usually a practice among Latino youth, but it crosses over to other ethnic groups inhabiting facebook.
first speaker: Man, did you see la chonas status?
second speaker I know! Who is she trying to kid by saying she was at the library last nigh. I saw her at the club on Wednesday nigh.
first speaker: OMG! Did you see that photo she posted of herself in a two piece bathing suit.
second speaker: Cochina.
third speaker: You all are crazy with the faceboochisme.
by digicholo June 28, 2010
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Facebook Tease

someone who leaves their facebook logged on, but then walks away to do something else. later, someone trys to chat them, and they don't respond.
Me: Hey! whats up?

a few minutes later...

Me: well, i guess you don't want to talk then. you Facebook Tease
by j0hn13y November 24, 2010
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Facebook Rape

To go to someone's Facebook profile, write random messages, copy the message, post it to their wall, and repeat constantly how ever many times one would like, as the victim's notification box gets loaded.
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
by octomule January 15, 2011
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FaceBook karma

The kick you get when something you did, wrote, achieved, suffered, posted on FaceBook earns you that "47 people liked this" note above your message.
Bill was surprised that 148 people sent him get-well messages when he broke his leg. Talk about FaceBook karma!
by lerici44 August 13, 2012
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facebook gangsta

A facebook gangsta is a person who raps about guns, money, bitches, prison, weed, larceny, murder, cars, and any other gangsta shit on there wall or walls of other people. The rap usually comes in text form.
you're a facebook gangsta when you talk about your glock and doing time.
by onlinegankster December 8, 2009
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Facebooked

Looking at your profile picture on facebook.com the person who gets "cut" off from the picture
dang, i got facebooked...
by Ultimate Noobage September 7, 2009
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