Dirty Myers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!

"hey man, how did your date go?"
"Pretty good... got some ass last night"
"Nice, how was it..? Was she a good fuck?"

"I wouldn't know, all I wanted to do was give her the dirty myers"
"Wasn't this your first date? And doesn't she have two kids?"
"Yep... and quite a delicious asshole"

by Dirk Giggler October 20, 2011

dirty jacobe

Joining a group of 2 or more people having sex in fear of FOMO.

Did you hear about last night? There was a dirty jacobe. Apparently a guy showed up and turned it into an orgy because he didn't want to be left out.

by randomuser23792389 March 22, 2021

Dirty Hoffman

A sexual encounter, a generally heterosexual but could be a homosexual as well; where as the large toe is inserted, with significant force, into their partners anus. So much force it causes the receiver uncontrollably twitch their eye and breath out heavily.
Bonus points are granted for the Dirty Hoffman if one or both of the participants lick the “black gold” off of the toe afterward.

Stephan wanted to do something new and asked his wife if she wanted to partake in the Dirty Hoffman, at first, she declined due to his long un-kept toe nails. She proceeded due to her undeniable craving for the “Black Gold”.

by Rotten Tuna April 22, 2022

Dirty Seth

When a White racist male gets fucked a black trans female and is the bottom.

My friend got dirty seth'd by Michelle Obama.

by THE DICKSTER69 March 17, 2022

Dirty Anca

The very seductive and convincing act of pretending to be an innocent angelic girl but truly being absolutely overriden with smut fantasies about Faeries demons and koreans.

"Hey Steve, are you pulling a Dirty Anca with that chick youre trying to sleep with?"
"No Ian its a dude."

by SweatyCamel September 7, 2021

dirty wallace

When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you simultaneously release a fart and scream FREEDOM (like Mel Gibson in Braveheart).

similar to Dirty bagpipes.

While she was sucking my dick I gave her a dirty wallace and woke up her roommate.

by Matt & Dan November 24, 2006

Dirty Armando

The act of transferring your under arm odor to another person's upper lip, typically via one's index and middle fingers. This results in a recipient who constantly smells your BO. Best accomplished when target is unaware of their fate until it's already too late.

Style points awarded for shouting "dirty armando" while act is in-progress.

After working out together, I thought it'd be funny to give my girlfriend a dirty armando. She didn't laugh.

by Ariel K. January 10, 2009