Chris Flannigan is one of the Jewish Community’s Leader, Kyle Faulkner’s, bitches. Kyle is often seen receiving head at veterans park from Chris. Chris has partaken in at least 38 gay orgys, and is the worst plug in the tri-state area. He was known to sell half gram carts for 70 dollars.
Chris: Hey man, want to buy one of my fire .01% THC carts for $85?
H-Town Nigga: No you fucking virgin, get out of here and go fuck kyle again
Chris: Okay sorry man
H-Town nigga: Man, Chris Flannigan is a fucking queer
H-Town Nigga: No you fucking virgin, get out of here and go fuck kyle again
Chris: Okay sorry man
H-Town nigga: Man, Chris Flannigan is a fucking queer
by Chris Flannigan March 13, 2019

by 256steveb January 25, 2022

Chris is someone that is ugly as HELL and thinks they arent. They are incredibly stupid and have no takebacks when it comes to food. Their body is built like an elephant and so is their forehead.
Bro, your such a chris !!
by valentinawashere_earlier December 10, 2023

by unknown woman April 3, 2017

The best boyfriend you will ever meet. The sweetest guy ever alive. Chris will make you feel special and remind you of your true beauty each and every single day. He will love you unconditionally, make you laugh until you can’t breathe, and show you how to live your life to the fullest. Chris is the best person you will ever meet. He’s very caring and always puts everyone else before himself. Even if Chris is having a bad day, he will push all of his problems aside to make sure he can help you with yours. Chris is a very caring guy, and the best guy a girl could ask for.
by joeythekitten October 31, 2019

by kwentschair November 1, 2019
