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cum clot

A cumclot is what a proffer pulls outta its ass after a turd burglar blows a load of jizz up it.
Fer fucks sake that's the filthy fag Maguire off TV . He left a cum clot outta his naked ass on the bus seat after he sat on that black dudes cock in the back row...
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 11, 2020
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Cum Shotgun

When you nut in a girls ass and she farts. Making it splater all over the surface behind her
( You must yell " CUMSHOTGUN " if it happens.
Fred: Dude I gave her a anal creampie and she farted
Chris: Call that shit a Cum Shotgun
Fred: Get the fuck out
by Tiny PP man October 12, 2020
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Cummings exemption

An exemption from certain rules available only to rich and/or politically well connected people.
Mark didn't need to wear a mask in his taxi because he had a Cummings exemption.

Dorothy travelled to her second home for a weekend break despite the lockdown as she knew about a Cummings exemption she could use as an excuse.

George spent £2000 on flights home via safe countries to avoid quarantine, taking advantage of a little known Cummings exemption.
by Bobobobobob29484 October 20, 2020
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whore cum

The cum a prostitute pushes out her vaginal or anus; usually a variety of several man's cum after a hard Day's work.
Damn Sally " it's really hard to push all this whore cum out of my ass"!!!
by Dakota Steven Castleberry April 21, 2017
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cum choke

When you hold down the girls head while shes deepthroating so you can cum down her throat
Man last night my boyfriend cum choked me i was so pissed
by ToothPuller September 21, 2017
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cum divots

Small dimples on a womens thigh; denotes the amount of whoring she has contributed to this world.
Hey, Eric. I bet that girl gets around. She has a lot of cum divots.
by Jchmbrs September 23, 2017
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Cum Nugget

after the act of producing semen, it is apparent that there are gloopy particles of said semen; 'cum nuggets' (plural)
After finishing over his girlfriends back he noticed the trail of cum nuggets leading to her neck
by littledickyderek May 21, 2017
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