walmart chris 

When a woman leaves a man of good quality and replaces him with a man of lesser quality, the latter is henceforth referred to most derogatorily as "Walmart Chris".

Carrie's new boyfriend is just a Walmart Chris.

walmart chris by Elaine Dalton May 2, 2018

Jordan / Chris? 

Makes insulting jokes about despite his love for you

Jordan / Chris ? : * makes joke *
Someone : * pretends to be offended / upset *
Jordan / Chris? : nouuuu ily really ㅠㅠ

Jordan / Chris? by LeafyLever June 17, 2018

King Chris Maguire 

Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell

Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire

King Chris Maguire by PedoPeter May 19, 2019

Commander Chris 

Commander Chris is a gay eRPer who jerks off to hentai comics. Also around the age of 14.

Dude, Commander Chris is so gay!

Commander Chris by seinfeld11 July 15, 2019

GD Chris 

He’ll fuck yo aunty and he’s literally the funniest dude to be around just don’t get on his bad side cuz than you’ll be callin him uncle

Man I wish I was like GD Chris

GD Chris by Yo Aunty’s kids March 29, 2020

bitchass chris 

loving, caring, supportive person who will always be by your side, no matter your jaw. he’s the hottest of the hot and is thick. he can be used to discribe someone as out of this world. the exact same energy as MKs Bf and has beatty eyes. He is truly one of a kind! Live laugh love bitchass chris. He can also be used to describe someone who is a diffent breed.

contact name: bitchass chris

“bitchass chris is my favorite human”

“you give me bitchass chris energy”

“that’s bitch lass chris”

bitchass chris by mentally_lil December 17, 2020

Courageous Chris 

When you have to take a gnarly shit so you walk down the road, proceed to pull your pants down, spread your ass cheeks with your hands then plop one down with no need to wipe!

“Hey guys, i gotta pull a courageous chris!” -chrig

“No worries, take your time :)!” -friends

Courageous Chris by EuhEuheeEeeEuheyEuuuhhhyy January 25, 2021