by Ufhdbdjsjxb June 24, 2018
Get the Ghost Krabsmug. This is the real thing that is happening when there's an earthquake. It is an act of a huge population of ghost gathers together in planning of shaking everything items to make it seem that there is really an earthquake.
by Yohma September 26, 2021
Get the Ghost Orgymug. 1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
by Crispy D’Angelo January 30, 2020
Get the Ghost shitmug. She want a dose of me, just hop in the ghost with me
- Migos
If your dude come close to me, he gon' wanna ride off in the ghost with me
- Jhene Aiko
- Migos
If your dude come close to me, he gon' wanna ride off in the ghost with me
- Jhene Aiko
by fucktherearenohandlesleft January 16, 2018
Get the Ghostmug. by janananet July 3, 2022
Get the yellow ghostmug. Being ghosted is when you've been talking to someone for a while and suddenly, they never respond again.
"I was talking to this person over text, when suddenly, they just stopped responding for like a week!"
"Dude, you got ghosted."
"Dude, you got ghosted."
by clare12 August 30, 2022
Get the ghostedmug. We send each other memes everyday but I don’t know what’s going on in their life. I guess we’re Ghost Friends?
by godsgiantbuttcrack May 22, 2023
Get the Ghost Friendsmug.