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by estranged November 22, 2021

J word

A euphemism for a job used by the neet community, who prefer not to think about such dreadful activities.

At 3:42 AM:
"I need to get a job now that my mom's gonna start charging me rent."
"Woah, consider giving a trigger warning next time you blurt out the J word like that."

by dayman2010 June 1, 2023

Chrissy J

A man that has accomplished everything. If you're thinking about doing it, he's probably already done did it.

Guy 1: Hey, i'm thinking about skydiving into area 51.

Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.

Guy 1: Awe man!

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

J Lichti

An entanglement of such magnitude that any attempts at mitigation would be considered acts of futility.

Person 1- I got a J Lichti in my fishing line.

Person 2- Let me see... Oh you're screwed!!

by The Second Liberal Redneck February 23, 2021

/j

HALEY IT MEANS JOKING AND IN A JOKING TONE AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY USE IT I SWEAR.

-lu

“i hate people who are so funny and carry all the jokes /j” (coming from someone who is funny)

by luluhawk October 7, 2022

J Diddy

When you got that one friend that is a menace to society so you gotta flame him anyway possible when he get a lil too, a lil too freaky for comfort. That sensation you feel when your so uncomfortable you just call special forces like hit up the navy bruh.

Im gonna touch you. (straight face)
AHHHHHH J DIddy is here RUNNNNNNN!

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! August 30, 2024

j

to punch another individual with great force

"Don't mess with me or I'll j you in the face!"

by dO THE LANCER rumble November 29, 2011