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Roll up the Rim Job

While drinking a coffee from Tim Horton's, you roll down a girl's panties and proceed to give a rim job. The chances of her achieving orgasm are consistent with the current odds of Roll up the Rim.
Man, I was giving this bitch a roll up the rim job, but she didn't cum.
Ah, don't worry dude, chances are only 1 in 6 this year.
Roll up the Rim Job by dj wack March 31, 2011
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The New Jersey Turnpike Special

When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.
We were up all night doing the New Jersey Turnpike special. And now my tongue is brown.

The Leaf Joke 

Originally referring to a specific joke (where a leaf has no money for a taxi), the term "leaf joke" now applies to any lame joke that you and your friends tell to outsiders, laugh at, and pretend is funny.

This results in a lot of confusion by the outsider, and they'll think they've missed the point... and typically laugh so they look like they "get it".
The Leaf Joke (ending):... and the dim sim said "No"

Your friends: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Outsider: (what??) Oh! Yeah! hahaha!!!

The Brow Job 

when the dick is placed between the eyebrows and the owner of the eyebrows move the eyebrows.
Oh my God Christaina! I just gave that guy The Brow Job!
The Brow Job by WarMachine May 21, 2015

The dirty jap 

The act of pleasuring oneself to a point of near climax then having sex and immediately blowing your load like an atomic bomb.
That Asian man just used the dirty jap on Katherine.
The dirty jap by Ppdaddy6969 March 9, 2017

Spiking the Tip Jar 

The act of putting five or six dollars in a Tip Jar to influence customers to "tip"
Barista one: I put five singles in the tip jar so people will know where to put an extra dollar or two if we do a good job!
Barista two: "Spiking the tip jar" what a great idea!! we will make a lot more tips now!
Spiking the Tip Jar by Crolojoe August 5, 2011