While drinking a coffee from Tim Horton's, you roll down a girl's panties and proceed to give a rim job. The chances of her achieving orgasm are consistent with the current odds of Roll up the Rim.
Man, I was giving this bitch a roll up the rim job, but she didn't cum.
Ah, don't worry dude, chances are only 1 in 6 this year.
When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.
Originally referring to a specific joke (where a leaf has no money for a taxi), the term "leaf joke" now applies to any lame joke that you and your friends tell to outsiders, laugh at, and pretend is funny.
This results in a lot of confusion by the outsider, and they'll think they've missed the point... and typically laugh so they look like they "get it".
The Leaf Joke (ending):... and the dim sim said "No"
The act of putting five or six dollars in a Tip Jar to influence customers to "tip"
Barista one: I put five singles in the tip jar so people will know where to put an extra dollar or two if we do a good job!
Barista two: "Spiking the tip jar" what a great idea!! we will make a lot more tips now!