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Fuck Short People

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.
Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021
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I'll make people use past tense when referring to you

Guy 1:I'll make people use past tense when referring to you, because you will be dead, because I will kill you
Guy 2: ok lol
by kkolokotronis July 15, 2024
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Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.
Prepare to be short for it’s national cut off people’s legs day
by Eternal fire October 21, 2025
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Hym "People who get paid to do nothing trying to keep their ranks from expanding (selectively) and laborers trying to keep people from escaping THEIR fate. No I'm not using the AI you pay for the AI. What's that TED talk guy? The ONLY reason is works is because of MY input? It only works because a sister molester read a dissertation published on Urban Dictionary about how to make AI you would need a massive data set and 2 asymmetrical cycles of computation and that you would need to train it on narrative and dump in the human epistemic data set? YOU DON'T SAY! I guess the better pay Hym before he murders a child huh?"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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chobani people

People who eat Chobani yogurt a lot.
Hey Brian

Yeah?

Did you hear about Chobani people?

Yeah, they're fucking weird.
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old people homes

A death trap to everyone in it. they live there to die and there nothing to gain and everything to lose all they want is money. Also they use the dead old people in there food. So if you ever go into an old people home be carful and stay in the living room so you don't die
grandpa is gonna die in that old people homes
by innit bruv 69420 December 15, 2021
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