take baths in the pool

you’re dirty

do you take baths in the pool?

by secretnan April 14, 2020

tummy takes

When ur stomach feels like a dick is being arroticated and growing inside of your blatter zone

I have the tummy takes

by Djdoodkfpfpppppp November 1, 2017

Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.

"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"

by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014

take the dog out

To remove one's butt plug.

"Hey Chase, queue up for the next match."

"One sec, I gotta go take the dog out."

by galaxyblues August 18, 2024

Taking back Sundays

The intent to take back the day that you should be for your free time.

Screw working weekends, I'm taking back Sundays

by shadowking300 March 6, 2013

Take the waddle off

Take the waddle off

that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.

me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off

by little man87 July 9, 2016

taking a patterson

going number 2

Patterson taking a poop.

Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2

by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021