michael salami

Michael Salami. the most handsome and most beautiful man you’ll ever see. He is so tall with curly hair and it’s so amazing. Having a michael salami in ur life is js amazing 😻😻😻

Look at Michael Salami. He’s so fine.

by Ashley Yepez May 25, 2023

Michael Bolton

The second coming of Christ

"hey what are doing"

"following the path of THE BOLT the truth path of enlightenment either you meditate under a tree of years or just put on Soul Provider by Michael

Bolton "

Michael Bolton

by Bolton5000 April 22, 2019

Michael Jacksoning

Michael Jacksoning (into one’s pants) is a verb meaning that someone has to shimmy or wiggle their way into some tight or otherwise difficult pants.

“Ugh, these pants are so tight I was Michael Jacksoning into them.”

by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 22, 2023

Michael Jackson's wife

her name is Perpetua-Felicidad , it is sometimes written as Perpetua-Felicity , and addressed as Michael Jackson HildaHvshki .
She is also known in the entertainment industry and chatainment as Jackson Monilium . She got married to MJ in 1985 Nov 9, and they are still married.

She is the only real wife of Michael Joseph Jackson.

Michael Joseph Jackson's wife is very intelligent.
Michael Jackson's wife is very rich.
Michael Jackson's wife is a real life Royalty.

by Jackson Monilium February 15, 2021

michael cimino

BIG BIG BIG HUGE GIANT PENIS

hey man have u seen his michael cimino

by sarahbockendmurf January 2, 2023

Michael

I love you

I think you about you all the time Michael

by Justarandomgirl July 23, 2023

MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY

any of several tropical and subtropical treelike herbs of the genus Musa having a terminal crown of large entire leaves and usually bearing hanging clusters of elongated fruits.

MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY is a banana that he will shove up his ass until he starts to bleed

by Friendswood high school for ki April 14, 2022