Fuck It Friday

The last given Friday of each month, in which no fucks will be given.

1. "Should I change the baby? Hell No, It's Fuck It Friday."

2. "Dude wanna get some hookers and tear it up tonight?" "hmmm.... Fuck it, It's Fuck It Friday, let's do it!"

by brucie on the cat June 29, 2013

cunty fuck

used as a curse when something doesn't go right. or when there's a mishap.

*drops earring in toilet*
"oh you cunty fuck"

by fuckyourwhore September 5, 2006

brutal as fuck

Something which is incredibly brutal.

This movie is brutal as fuck.

The steel plate in my skull is brutal as fuck.

by 1281536815667≡Aug April 29, 2011

Fuck Knob

Another, less prurient, name for the male cock, penis, member, knob, rod, stiffy. Often referred to as an Engorged Fuck Knob when fully erect and rigid.

Kara loved to give head. She loved nothing more than to inhale her boyfriend's engorged Fuck Knob and suck him to completion.

by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015

Fucking hungry

When you haven't eaten in far too long.

Wow I am really fucking hungry right now. I could eat a fucking cow.

by HungryGuy609 February 24, 2012

fuck snot

After a man has launched his ejaculate load into some random bar whore's va-jay-jay, this is the very recognizable strand of skeet seen strewn between his knob and her over sized gash as he pulls out his spent love muscle. Typically eatin and/or slurped by said bar whore.

Dude, I picked up your mom at the bar last night and had one massive fuck snot as I pulled out of her gutter hole. She leant over and consumed the entire load of cottage cheese as I slammed my beer and B-lined for the door.

by Rodeo Cowboy November 6, 2009

Fuck You

Short for go fuck yourself, can be taken heavily or lightly.

" you suck,"
"no, fuck you"

when people then say "i bet you would" they are stupid idiots because that makes no sense...

by Ahkmed Gazael February 26, 2008