Fat Hag

Usually a gay man or woman who is a close friend and supporter of confident, sexy, self-loving big girls.

"My fat hag wants to go take me to Torrid today."

Fat Hag by Fattie Lovings September 26, 2012

fat hangups 

overweight people being especially mean, rude, and aggressive towards non-fat people, because the fat person is insecure about their fatness, ugliness, or they are hungry

Fat Girl: Why aren't you finishing your hamburger? Don't you know that's a waste of money? You could have bought a bus pass with the money you wasted on your plate!

Guy: Don't lay your fat hangups on me.

fat hangups by urbanhighwriterguy October 2, 2012

fat chavalla 

Chicano slang back in the early 70's meaning a fat punk sour puss looking little bitch, always whining and complaining.

Fat Chavalla (Frank Fielding) is a prime example of this description. Fat adult cry baby that never really grew up pokes his nose, eats his snots and can never loose weight.

fat chavalla by The L-Man June 20, 2014

fat-brained 

noun - when you do something fat-fingered but the cause is entirely in the head and not, in fact, anything to do with the fingers.

Sorry I didn't mean to send you that email of myself, it was me being fat-brained.

fat-brained by sauj October 30, 2014

fat basterd 

A guy who is a lazy good for nothing piece of shot some people call it a virus of being a douch and a fat basterd

My dad sits on my mother spanking her what a fat ass good for nothing fat basterd

fat basterd by Lorcan hodges December 6, 2015

fat knob

a fat knob is a chubby penis.

"that boy ej has a really small fat knob"

fat knob by Young Chubb December 20, 2015

fat kid at heart

A phrase to describe a person who is not physically overweight/obese who enjoys two or more of the following: *Loves to eat (especially in excess)
*Loves food

*Tasting and trying new food

*Loves to cook and bake
*LOVES BACON

⚠NOT to be confused with a foodie or a chowhound, fat kids at heart are far from snobbish and much too lazy to strategize meticulously for each meal, instead there much more down to earth and not above eating cheap off brand food.

Friend: Why does your skinny ass eat like a pig?

Me: Cause I'm a fat kid at heart now shut up and eat your cupcake!
🔹Layman's terms: a skinny person with food junkie fat kid habits and tendencies.

fat kid at heart by RUSTY_plesiosaur☣️ March 20, 2016