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Eating for Two

Eating food and having sex at the same time. Referred to as "Eating for Two" due to the hunger of both the genitals and the stomach.
I had taco bell in one hand and my boyfriend's shlong in the other... Needless to say, I started eating for two.
by Jiganon May 30, 2018
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he will eat inside us

when one tries to spell 'he will not divide us' right after 69 vape sticks. What a troll says on Shia Leobuffs HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US livstreme.
Gay m8: oi m8 we are doomed. Trump he will eat inside us.
His friend: Your drunk jimmy.
by JIMMYTHETRUMPSUPPORTR May 31, 2018
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eat it

Mom: “Just eat it already!”
Me: “That’s what she said!”
Mom: “Stop it!”
Me: “She said that too!”
by UNITURTLE69 June 8, 2018
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eating a mcdonald

It's when you're about to eat your best friend mom fat ass in public.
Him: hey what are you doing tonight
You: Probably eating a mcdonald with your dad
by Darksideofmeme May 29, 2018
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eat

When you insert food into your mouth to feed yourself so you don’t die
I just ate so much last night dude.

eat: Inserting food into your mouth
by Everything2837 July 1, 2019
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Eat the Beef

Stop the arguement permanently
Eat the beef man, it's not worth discussing.
by Legal Gang$ta July 8, 2019
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Eating

by Baltimoredude21 July 14, 2019
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