Eat my gash

A classy lady's alternative to "suck my dick."

Hey fuckwad, eat my gash!

by babzcek December 22, 2017

go eat a bowl of trix

Used to tell dumbasses its time to kick rocks. Cause everyone knows. Am i right...

Anyone "Dude there is no way you can can still be up drinking after last night." Me "Go eat a bowl of trix."

Because... I am!!! I am!!!

by Mr. Dutchrunner December 27, 2017

I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.

"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)

by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017

eat the chilli

Willing to eat one's ass, even though that person has recently made a bowel movement because you find them that attractive.

Bro 1: Bro, I just saw this smoking hot chick, she's so hot!
Bro 2: Yeah, but would you eat the chilli?

by Tony Rollin' January 10, 2018

eat your tide pods

something you should do daily

if people judge, who cares

if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple

most importantly, always know de wae

when she finished up her class presentation, the summary of it all was “always eat your tide pods”

by unculturedkae January 12, 2018

Eating the puzzle

Being intellectually challenged.

That dude must have been Eating the puzzle

by HoloG January 3, 2020

Eat world

Orally pleasing the sex organ (penis or vagina) and the anus.

Bro, i eat world! Started kissing, then suckling her nipples, she pushed my head down to her pussy, and after eating that i finished sucking ass.

by RedRumer January 3, 2020