soften your cream cheese 

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

soften your cream cheese by $crubstitute May 6, 2016

white ice cream

This would be White guy cum.

Girl - I got some white ice cream all over my face last night!
Girl 2 - Tastes good doesn't it ;)

white ice cream by Elisabeth Swannn January 28, 2017

Cookies And Cream 

A threesome involving 2 black people of the same gender and 1 white person of any gender

Alternate name 'Oreo Sex'

Michael picked up two black chicks at the bar and had Cookies And Cream with them

Cookies And Cream by Biggie Cheese January 31, 2017

Astronaut Ice Cream 

Vegetable shortening in an ice cream cone topped with sprinkles of chewing tobacco.

"C'mon now if you want to be a part of this fraternity you're going to have to eat your Astronaut Ice Cream."

Astronaut Ice Cream by FigiBI323 February 3, 2017

chinese ice cream 

The term for eating blue waffles.

"Hey Ben how is that Chinese ice cream?"

chinese ice cream by Ben shitty February 28, 2017

Shaking the cream

Jerking off

He is always watching porn and shaking the cream.

Shaking the cream by Queen216 March 2, 2017

oh freaking whip cream 

A phrase used in place of "oh fuck me" or when a situation is bad."

Oh freaking whip cream I forgot to get the body out of my basement.

oh freaking whip cream by AshMashBlellow June 29, 2017