When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)
by Lore_boi October 26, 2020
Get the Jesus Cardmug. by rooted.mips.fan May 27, 2021
Get the sweden jesusmug. Man of few words. Great at basketball and athletics, gives his friends guidance and most importantly gets all the butches with his non-ashy skin
by Izzydaballer February 7, 2017
Get the Black Jesusmug. Is the holy saviour of the hood and will punish all non-believers. He is worshiped via pouring orange juice over a white mans severed hand, then saying a prayer.
Therapist: Black Jesus isn't real dont worship him
Believer: No, Black Jesus is our saviour and you shall rot in the white man's hell!
Believer: No, Black Jesus is our saviour and you shall rot in the white man's hell!
by Danish_Cookie0908 February 16, 2020
Get the Black Jesusmug. by wokeup2this July 8, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025
Get the Jesus JD Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinxmug. In a sentence:
man this makes me want to quit The Jesus fandom
Example:
Bob: hey thought you were going to church
Chad: nah i quit that fandom a long time ago
man this makes me want to quit The Jesus fandom
Example:
Bob: hey thought you were going to church
Chad: nah i quit that fandom a long time ago
by Echophobia April 26, 2022
Get the The Jesus Fandommug.