ur dad

ur dad got milk

your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life

by the dumb nerd 1+1=84 February 4, 2020

ur mum

ur mum is what people say when they don't want to say an actual answer.

I had passionate sex with ur mum last night.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: ur mum

by iwillfuckurmum June 8, 2022

Ur mom

my momma
its a joke deal with it

"so what are you doing today?" "ur mom"

by girlisok March 1, 2022

Ur brother sexually identifies as other

You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined

Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat May 16, 2018

Ur mom

this is a very deadly insult, and many will go cry in a corner wishing their dad came home from getting the milk from this devastating insult

"ur mom'
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa'

by ur mom actually December 30, 2022

ur mom

what a milf.

guy 1: wow bro! Ur mom is a milf !

guy 2: no, ur mom is.

by ilovedrewstarkey November 25, 2021

ur mom

the creator of you u failure

knock knock who is there ur mom lol

by anonymous March 9, 2022