The dumbest dude with the ugliest beard. Thinks he's a hard worker but he's the laziest dude on the job site. Can't even afford a 4X4 dodge.
by Tbagzzzz November 8, 2017
Get the Chrismug. Chris is an Island boy
by Cdizzle8675309 November 24, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.
by Jcreen5 July 29, 2021
Get the Chris Townsendmug. Honestly, if you haven’t seen this guys huge whale cock then honestly you are missing out. He’s a nice guy, and people may either call him YoungMoneyChris or the Albanian king. All in all huge whale cock and huge horse cock ready for his next victim to absolutely obliterate they’re ass holes. Watch out.
by Ctbayern November 22, 2021
Get the Chrismug. An amazing couple. They belong together brooke and chris are both sexy and amazing kissers. No couple is better than Brooke and Chris, you will never top them.
by Idk-lol July 28, 2019
Get the Brooke and Chrismug. by Gim with a G March 27, 2022
Get the Like a chrismug. Nope. Go fuck yourself Chris. I won't be redeemed for your amusement and I won't lift a finger for a positive outcome. The decision has been made and it's final.
by Hym Iam September 26, 2023
Get the Chrismug.