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Super Straight 

The state of being sexually or romantically attracted to cis sex women. It may also be defined as the sole attraction to fertile women.
I chose to date that cis women because I’m super straight, the state of being sexually or romantically attracted to cis sex women. It may also be defined as the sole attraction to fertile women.
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Super Straight 

A sexual orientation in which someone is attracted to people who were born as the opposite gender
eg. A man who is only attracted to people born as a female and not someone who has transitioned
Emily: would you date a transgender woman?
Kind male: no i would-
Emily: BARK BARK THATS TRANSPHOBIC
Kind male: No, it’s merely my sexual orientation. Trans women are women but there are still differences and i can’t control my sexual orientation so it’s something you need to respect. I am super straight

Super Straight 

What a person who is only attracted to someone born the opposite gender has taken to calling themselves.

Before you start seething, remember this was made in retaliation to you screaming at people for not wanting to date a trans person. It's a sexual preference and there's nothing inherently wrong with it.

Is it stupid? probably. but it's your fault it exists.
Person 1: I'm not attracted to transgender people.

Person 2: You have to be, you fucking transphobe!

Person 1: but I'm straight. don't hate trans people I'm just not attracted to-

Person 2: Shut the FUCK up! You HAVE to be attracted to them because it's transphobic not to be!

Person 1: That's it, I'm making a stand. I'm not going to be demonized for who I like. I am Super Straight!

Person 2: Wait, what?
Super Straight by pepperdank March 10, 2021

super freaky 

A lame but hilarious thing such as lame dance move, movie that made you pee your pants,or hair-do from the 60's.
"Dude that is super freaky"
"Yeah dude, that movie made me crap my pants"
super freaky by breathdeeply April 12, 2009

Super Shredder 

White people, a term that is highly offensive to white people if you aren't white. Used in the same way as the "n" word to black people
What's up my Super Shredder?!
Super Shredder by CS^2 November 21, 2011

super kaknuckle faknuckle bill buckle banana truckle 

A phrase said by a man named Alex, it doesn't really mean anything but when the time is right you'll know when to say it. With lots of practice you can say it really fast
Guy one- yo he is a super kaknuckle faknuckle bill buckle banana truckle
Guy two- yea he is really stupid

Super Straight 

Something that a dumb ass made up to mock the lgbtq+ community and target the trans community.
Me: So what's your sexuality?
Dumb Ass: Super straight
Me: Get the fuck away from me transphobic bitch
Super Straight by annaa.rosee March 10, 2021