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Secret Squirrel Shot

When someone goes to the bar to order a drink but also orders a shot to take quickly and secretly. Often the person doesn't think other people notice but they do. They order the shot and take it at the bar leaving behind the shot glass evidence that the shot ever occurred.
Have you noticed Eric has been ordering a secret squirrel shot with each beer he gets at the bar?
by Alicia Center April 1, 2022
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Shot-House

Formerly: a place to go to buy "a shot" of liquor if you are underage, or if the area is a devoid of bars.

Recently: a place to buy liquor or drugs, and if things go badly, you could get shot.

The locations are usually at "holes-in-the-wall" or is on a "back road". You are generally allowed in if someone knows you as an acquaintance (or "friend"), otherwise you are watched suspiciously and it could end badly. They do not have a license to sell open containers nor to sell alcohol to-go so participants generally avoid police, State Alcohol Beverage Control Department, and ATF (and DEA). Participants also may come and go high or intoxicated, much like at an actual bar.
Kelly: The shot-house has too many cars halfway in the narrow street now that it is payday.
Ken: There is as much scrap metal on the ground from beer cans as there are shell casings at that shot-house.
by T3CHN0PH0B3 September 10, 2021
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Government Shot

A type of small alcoholic beverage, taken as a shot with a 'back' to chase it, named for a conspiracy theory which posits that the U.S. government invented it as part of a health trend to get people to buy more vodka and pay more excise tax on liquors. The shot is usually taken as follows: 1-2 ounces of Vodka (usually Tito's gluten free) taken as a shooter, followed by a chaser mixing olive oil, turmeric, and Bragg's liquid amino. The sourness of the amino sometimes causes people to gag after the vodka, but if one can keep it down, the olive oil is supposed to help coat the stomach against the acidity and soak up some of the alcohol, preventing hangovers.
I went to Erewhon this morning with Tabither, and afterwards we went out on the Strip and took Government Shots all night- I mean, I've got a shoot tomorrow. I've gotta be fresh in the mornings, but I've gotta party, too. The Government is underrated.
by TitosVodRep1 November 25, 2018
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The Lazy Tee Shot

Blade is a lover that won’t get off his back, his favourite position is the lazy tee shot.
by Some jaded lover July 12, 2018
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Cum Shot facial

When a nigga ejaculates on your face my guy.
I gave this girl a huge cum shot facial.
by YoungColeTheSauceGod January 13, 2018
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shot-cha'dead

When something gets utterly destroyed; something gets killed or shot. Past tense: shot-cha'deaded.
The police shot-cha'deaded that unarmed black dude.
Stuart you retard, I'll shot-cha'dead you!
by Jorls2 May 31, 2018
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Shot

adjective; term used when someone says dumb things or things that don’t make sense
Did you hear what Brodie said earlier? That dude is shot.
by JB4885 August 6, 2024
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