patato 

The things you throw at people.

Look Out!
Huh Oof *thud*

patato by chello May 13, 2005

dirty potatos 

When the male inserts his testicles into a womans anus and pulls them out. The resulting testicles will look like DIRTY POTATOS.

Nobody likes the taste of dirty potatos.

dirty potatos by SnakeStang May 30, 2008

Faggot Potatoes

Used to describe something that is shit/ disappointing

or someone who is being a buzzkill

that is absolute faggot potatoes

dude, don't be such a faggot potato

Faggot Potatoes by Spudmaster General November 1, 2011

Potatan 

Human who will not do harm to potatoes by eating, slaughtering or any other physical abuse.

I thought Peter was a Vegan but now i understand he is Potatan, because he had bad experiences by the loss of his potato-friend. And he didn't like carbs anyway.

Potatan by yourenotmytype February 7, 2015

hater potater

Someone who is giving out hate and likes to be a potato at the same time.

marc: tumblr is so stupid
me: stop being such a hater potater

hater potater by Dr.phil August 1, 2012

Street Potatoes 

Poop left by Crackheads in back alleys & other discreet places.

"Oh shit, I almost stepped in some street potatoes while taking out my trash! The police REALLY need to fix the drug problem in this city!"

Street Potatoes by GrinchPIB October 5, 2019

Potago 

Potago is the most heavenly thing. Periodt. I love Potago, it transcends the universe and is the food of the gods.

I love Potago. It is the most heavenly thing. Periodt. It transcends the universe and is the food of gods.

Potago by My Best Friend Made Me Do This January 12, 2021