cherry penis

When you get done fucking and she on her period.

Person 1: How was it with Shelly
Person 2: All was well til she gave me a cherry penis

by RebelliousGamer April 21, 2018

Penis Boop

Slang used by gay men and your girlfriend because for some reason they have the urge to poke you right in the penis.

"Man my girlfriend/boyfriend came over yesterday and gave me the good old penis boop."

by someguynamedtodd194 November 15, 2018

penis kite

Adj.

1. Lofty and hard to manage.
2. An extremely erect penis at the beach.

1. I have a penis kite sized stack of paper work when I get to the office.

2. "Did you see Joe's penis kite at the beach when you got out of the water?" ;-)

by Mikestupin March 4, 2016

Magic Penis

Male genitalia that can stay erect even after coming to an orgasm

Rarer than a unicorn

Doesn't need time to recover between climaxes

"don't you need a break to recharge before we go at it again?"
"No need baby, I have a magic penis"

Paul is the only guy I have met who can fuck for hours continuously no matter how many times he cums. I love his magic penis

I wish every man was blessed with a magic penis

by AmandaPanda420 May 17, 2021

Penis O'Meter

A device used to spot a mans tiny ass dick from a mile away.

"Jeniffer, did u get the Penis O'Meter".

"Nope"
"Then u gunna get raped by some creepy ass mofo with a dick so small u can't even c it"

by Snuggle Mungle March 29, 2015

Phoenix Penis

When your dick feels like it is eternally on fire, commonly associated with STD's

"I think I got a Phoenix Penis for that bitch last night!"

by Nickle Back That Ass up June 5, 2014

Penis Panic

When you see a man's penis and remember how freaky penises are

"I haven't hooked up with a guy in so long I'm afraid I might get penis panic"

by penispanic December 10, 2018