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New Hampshire 

Probably one of the most depressing places to live. There's nothing to do, it's always cold, everyone who lives here is depressed. Full of drugs and snobby people. The schools are poor and filthy and most of the teenagers and children growing up in the state are most likely suicidal. It's not the "beautiful, peaceful and relaxing" place you think it is. Nothing but trees and cheap corner stores run by Puerto Rican's that would do anything to scam a penny out of you. If you plan on moving here, save yourself the misery and money. Don't come here.
Person 1: I'm planning on moving to New Hampshire when I'm older.

Person 2: Don't bother. Unless you want to be depressed the rest of your life.
New Hampshire by Pencilgripp May 31, 2018

new jersey tuxedo 

Outfit comprised of denim jeans and a jean jacket. Popular not only with residents of New Jersey, but appreciated and worn proudly by clueless hillbillies from Florida to Idaho.
Debby Jean: Look at him in his New Jersey tuxedo! That man is gonna take me to the all-you-can-eat buffet!

new year's eve 

An excuse to go out and party all nite long and hit as many bitches as you can
fgse ewew wewe
new year's eve by Dontae January 2, 2004

New Jersey 

The most depressing place in the world. nothing to do, nowhere to go, and no one to like.

i hate it. and so do like, a million people. who would come here?
new jersey is the most depressing state in the world!! lets all go move to cali!!
New Jersey by ihatejersey April 4, 2009

New Bedford

New Bedford: A diamond in the rough. If it wasn't for the crackhead fishermen bringing the best of the drugs known to man...our city would be wonderful! But that's the mayor's job to clean that up...so DO YOUR JOB LANG!

Dunkin' on every other corner, hey! what's better than that!

A city where you feel welcome... just watch your back. Yes the people smile and say hello as they walk by, but god knows what their intentions are!
A place where if you want KFC...go before dinnertime! Otherwise you've got a 45min wait on your hands!

And yes, you will actually see people on the front porch drinking grape kool-aid and braiding hair!!!
"Hey mama, go get some fried chicken Tamika is coming ova to hook a niggah up wit some braids...gotta feed her so I don't have to owe her any fava's! These bitches in New Bedford are greedy"
New Bedford by LivinLaVida August 20, 2008

New Jersey 

Person: Let's go to New Jersey.

other person: why would we ever do that?
New Jersey by *Puerta* September 28, 2006