Fart Framed

To pass gas around someone that looks like they'd be the one that broke the wind, thus making everyone around said person to blame him.

Dude, i just fart framed that fat guy over there.

by Trisepticon 4 July 6, 2009

fart fudge

The skid marks in your underwear.

Dude, why is your mom so mad at you?

She found fart fudge in my underwear.

by SBlanky August 19, 2011

fart cloud

the poof of poisonous gases that fester and brew and you hold in untill you find a victim to stand in front of in the grocery store and release your fart cloud upon them whilst you casually walk away and watch from the next isle as others look at them in disgust

that guy took so long in the grocery store selecting his brand of loo roll i just blew him a fart cloud within inches it smelt so bad other customers thought he had shat himself

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

fart net

when you fart while walking in a line and someone walks by and gets caught in your fart net, and they stop because of the stench.

john was walking down the hall while farting. then his friend walked by right into the fart net.

by TDowns123 September 25, 2010

Strainer Fart

When you are unsure as to whether or not your fart will be completely solid, and thus you must gently clench your sphincter in attempt to strain out the gas without sharting your pants.

If it wasn't for strainer farts I would have shit my pants so many times today after eating those bean burritos.

by Charbsssss November 7, 2010

fart fodder

any foodstuff which makes you fart

guy1
*FAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!*

guy2
'good push, you been eatin' my fart fodder?'

by realcelestialphoenix January 1, 2009

cannon fart

A fart that sounds like a cannon blast and leaves your asshole at such a rapid speed that it shoots out a hard round nugget of feces like a cannon ball

*guy farts*
Girl: oh what hit me?
Boy: I just cannon farted on you! That was a cannon ball of my shit that hit you!

by Hymenpunisher November 17, 2014