cannon fart

A fart that sounds like a cannon blast and leaves your asshole at such a rapid speed that it shoots out a hard round nugget of feces like a cannon ball

*guy farts*
Girl: oh what hit me?
Boy: I just cannon farted on you! That was a cannon ball of my shit that hit you!

by Hymenpunisher November 17, 2014

fart cannon

A disproportionately large muffler or exhaust pipe, mounted on an automobile with a small displacement engine. Named for the flatulence like sound the vehicle's exhaust makes.

A six inch fart cannon attached to a 1 inch tailpipe? Don't tell me. You've seen The Fast and the Furious at least once, right?

by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003

fart cannon

A huge muffler tip stuck onto a tiny little engine. Results in a "farting" noise and makes the car sound like an angry weed-wacker.

I hope that guy with the fart cannon reailizes his car sounds like it has asthma.

by MikeNJ December 21, 2005

fart cannon

A huge ass muffler attached to small engines.

Honda Civic with a 10 inch fart cannon that makes very noisy pathetic sounds.

by mmx January 17, 2004

fart cannon

a large "N-1 style" muffler usually attached to import cars. manufacturers usually claim it adds power to cars, however it may adversely affect performance of a car due to lack of necesary backpressure in a cars exhaust. The result of these mufflers is a high decible exhaust that makes the car have less power at low rpms. usually purchased by people who think their car is good when it is actually a pos. Fart canons are a major status symbol in the world of ricers, the louder your 93 horsepower import.... the cooler.

wow look at the fart cannon on that civic.... what a poser

by BATWINGS_07 July 31, 2006

fart cannon

a very large exhaust pipe attached to a car that was built for a much smaller pipe, named because of the sound it makes, which is similar to when you fart through a very hight quality microphone

used by chavs (uk) and ricers (us)

me: take off that freaking fart cannon its gonna wake up the entire street!

chav: bu' it' 'ard innit ya goffic nob

by EEwisewolf May 29, 2008

Fart Cannon

An enlarged muffler-tip used by people who think that they will be more cool if they make their peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX sound like it is taking a shit everytime they lay on the gas.

Considered the opposite of Pussy Tubes

"Fart Cannons are fucking annoying"
"Nice Fart cannon, does it make your peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX do anything special other than making it sound like it is taking a shit everytime you lay on the gas?"
"Fart cannons are the opposite of pussy tubes"

by IMNOTTHATCREATIVETOMAKEANEWNAMEEVERYTIME May 27, 2008