EAT

A lateral definition of the time frame for Zone Eastern Actual Time; Changes with the Standard Time Antonym ij.

So what happened with the schedule is the Zoning Area; As Brazil and Amazons are to the East of the Japan and West to London of the International Date line the EAT is definitively New Yorkshire England North America.

by TheSlinkyiest February 17, 2019

You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.

Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!

by UHIT October 21, 2022

Eat bricks

When you get in an argument with someone and don’t speak with them for a certain amount of time

He pissed me off so now he’ll eat bricks until I get over it.

by Redrover November 6, 2020

Turn around and eat the pit

Another way of saying "Think outside the box"

"Dude, I'm really struggling with this puzzle!"
"Maybe you just need to turn around and eat the pit."

by TarantulaMorse April 30, 2025

Eat my ass

pranksanonymous dot com

An edible chocolate anus

I am so hungry so I just wanna eat my ass

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024