Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025
a dumbass mf that wears jeans and compression tights to sleepovers so when he sleeps he gets swamp ass that eventually turns into duck butter
by ffffjewssfvewx October 02, 2022
a dumbass mf that wears jeans and compression tights to sleepovers so when he sleeps he gets swamp ass that eventually turns into duck butter
by ffffjewssfvewx October 02, 2022
by mynamejefffunnymemelol June 23, 2022
Usually a VCE computing teacher and it’s most common habitat is in his office preying on young children. He spends his days eating biscuits 24/7 and throwing pieces of chalk at kids. Usually a very sad, depressed individual and likes to call him self Buckers or Buckets.
by jv.pro November 27, 2021
Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
It's always Chris
by BillStuff January 06, 2023
Chris Hemsworth
by DylanWilliams69420 April 08, 2021