Cum Tackle

When she said she don't want that cum but you give her the good ol Cum Tackle and give it to her anyway.

Guy: "Baby I know you want my cum."
Girl: "No I don't! Leave me alone!"
(Guy cum tackles the girl)

by MichelleISaB0SS June 5, 2020

cum soccer

The act of cumming on a marble and kicking into a females pussy

Person 1: dude what are you doing
Person 2: setting up for cum soccer

by 69 Dae 69 June 17, 2020

The Cummings effect

The Cummings effect is when someone in power does something fucking stupid and then a load of stupid people do the same thing justifying it because someone in power has done it

One of our teachers got caught sticking wotsits up his arse to 'relieve indigestion' and now the cummings effect means everytime the special kid farts all I can smell is cheesy wotsits

by Fuckthegoverment June 27, 2020

Cum done

When a woman gets a big load of ejaculate on them.

Peter North made all his porn co-stars look so cum done!

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020

Cum clot

A cum clot is thick stringy cum that is found in a bathtub drain after a crusty man takes a shower

Bruh I went into the shower after my uncle and I saw a cum clot in the drain

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

Burnt Cum

A taste describing something both revolting and unfavorable. Often with foods/drinks that a select few enjoy

Guy 1 - "Alright I got first round. Who wants Guinness?
Guy 2 - "Nah that shit tastes like burnt cum."

by dreisdrunk87 November 5, 2020

The Cum Chronicles

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum

Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles

by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020