Egg

A term usually used to refer to an absolute idiot, especially of Iranian descent. An egg will often attempt to act intimidating, or even smart, but all such attempts are fruitless. An egg’s body follows its head, mainly because of its skull being full of rock.

“Bro, what’s the deal with that idiot who walks with his head?”
“Bro, I’m pretty sure he an egg.”

by samuelli February 28, 2019

Egg

An egg is a bald man that often has a very low t-count.

The egg has been cracked

by contest2054 September 5, 2018

eggs

taste yummy

mm eggs yummy

by blueoystercultfan24 November 25, 2019

Egg Gang

An exclusive gang to those of upmost quality, if you are in, you are in until you die.
To Quote the mighty EpicNuke, "egg".

Who are they?
They are Egg Gang.

by Egg Gang the Third November 13, 2023

egg

a bad feeling/occurance e.g sadness. something negative

i feel really egg today. the food tasted egg. my grade was egg

by dysphorileaf April 10, 2023

Egg Cups

A nickname for anyone who regularly gives blowjobs (preferably in 69 position) where their nostrils are large enough to fit an average sized pair of testicles.

"Filmed a scene with Egg Cups yesterday. You're not kidding, my balls fit right on his damn nostrils!"

by bigmak93 September 6, 2021

Golden Egg

When you eat nothing but dairy products and baked beans. The turd you lay will be almost golden and smell like duck shit.

I just laid a golden egg I would not go in that bathroom

by Cwazywhiteguy May 4, 2020