Poo-reka moment

A moment of sudden, triumphant discovery, inspiration, or insight achieved whilst dropping a number two.

"Dave have you worked out that nasty issue you were looking at?"

"Not yet mate, I'm going to pay a visit to the men's room and see if I have a poo-reka moment."

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue

man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right

by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022

Poo-Limit

When driving you go an extra 20mph over the speed limit because you really have to poop

I was turtle-heading so I had to go the poo-limit.

by Satch Jenkins August 5, 2018

Poo of 1000 wipes

When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.

*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."

by Maddroxstuff December 5, 2019

Fast Poo

Diarrhea. A term created by Makayla Jones .

Mom, dad, I have the fast poos.

by bobo1778 July 14, 2018

Poo Water

Referring to a gross, difficult, or bad situation.
Also the equivalent of saying “aww crap“

Brian, grandma just fell and broke her hip.

Awww gross, poo water.

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

poo

british feices

"stinky poo!"

by sxxigil May 17, 2023