Wet Lolly-pop

A girl is about to give you a blowjob. When you pull down your pants she spits on your dick and doesn't give you head.

Hey dude, how was Kathy?

She gave me a "Wet Lolly-pop"!

by rollercoasterkid April 15, 2010

Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker

All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

Wet Blinker

Hitting a blinker off a dab pen while you're indulging in alcoholic beverages.

"Hey bro, I'm wasted as fuck lemme hit a wet blinker"

by SkylarSpaghetti July 18, 2025

Sharp as a wet bag of mice

Incredibly stupid

That man is as sharp as a wet bag of mice

by trdoomcat March 17, 2023

Wet

a feeling guys often mistake for discharge

beckyy!! mark kept telling me how wet i was and how good he is making me feel so i had to fake it

by Meganlovesx December 3, 2021

WET

White estate trash

I like the wet girls

by J.b31 January 4, 2021

Wet Hepeople

A vocal group of masculine-identifying individuals who are apparently moist, presumably due to either a) bladder control issues, or b) significant sexual arousal in those lacking a penis. Most easily identified by their use of hashtags that lack the use of capitalisation to distinguish individual words, and their demands that their tiny, nonrepresentative group be allowed to trample the rights of others.

Wet hepeople demand that the election be overturned!

by Umlimo January 16, 2021