Sam Seluk

The future 2026 Mr. Olimpia and world's #1 life coach

James: "You watch Sam Seluk?"
Donny: "YOUR FUCKING RIGHT I DO, BROTHER, YOU WANNA TAKE SOME TREN LATER???"
James: "UM, YEAH LETS FUCKING GO DUDE!!!"

by ZyzzFanatic16 September 13, 2023

Sam-sellou

A man or woman in most cases a woman that is really doing a strange thing at all time and isn't 100% in his head

That girl there is a sam-sellou

by DontHitMumboOfBridge_TheEvilDJ November 9, 2018

Sam Kazi

Looool biggest capper in town 🧢

If someone say Sam kazi , Thats a Cap
Im a bout to put 15$ for the club , MOVIE! cap
Bro im on my way stay there ! Cap

by Jujuworld January 31, 2020

Sam Mcteague

Also known as Mommy Mcheeks. Sam Mcteague is a thick puffy skinned boy who is know for sending paragraphs to women and having incest with his smoking hot sister Bertha.

"You know that Sam McTeague Kid?"
"Yea"
" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."

by Bryce Raped Hannah August 14, 2018

Sam and max

A underground comic mad by Steve Purcell about a gay dog(sam) and a lagomorph(rabbit) named max

Me :I love Sam and max

Joe mama:it's alright

by Bing soy testical April 9, 2024

Sam beach Williams

A massive raging woofter a bender an arse bandit even

Damn you just got penetrated by a tranny "what a sam beach Williams moment"

by Sam beach Williams February 18, 2024

Sam

Sam is the most amazing person on the planet. He's hilarious and cheesy but not too cheesy, he knows how to treat a girl right and he gives the best hugs ever.

I met a Sam and he's so great

by Urbanboiiiiiii May 14, 2020