Gangly cunt

Somebody with curly hair, three nipples, looks like an alien, walks like he has one leg shorter than the other, probably has a crush on his dad and is going to die alone,

“See that guy Jacob over there?” “ Yeah?” “He is such a gangly cunt!”

by J-dawg< J-bingz February 14, 2022

drink cunt

To suggest the act of consuming the juices of a female.

"Fuck, how do I make this right again?".
"Perhaps you should drink cunt".

by JamesJ86 January 23, 2017

Moist Cunt

1-Malibu

1-vodka
1/2 - peach Schnapps
1- OJ
1/2 Cran
1/4 - sour
1/4 sprite
Whipped cream
Attribution: Andrew, Sandy, Jason, Brandon, Tess, Yvette, Ryan @ JimmyGs in Carson City

I would like a Moist Cunt

by drewvinci November 15, 2019

Ket Cunted

When you’re absolutely off chops either having taken ketamine or not.

My dog just told me he’s allergic to gluten. But dogs can’t talk and I don’t have a dog. I feel ket cunted.

by Geophph August 16, 2019

Twathouse Cunt

Someone is a fucking donkey and annoys the fuck out of you. Commonly used as a term to describe shite footballers

Davor Šuker is a twathouse cunt!

by FuckRuiCosta January 4, 2021

Mad cunt

Big Keg

Random: Oi Keg you mad cunt!
Keg: What butch?
Random: You are the maddest cunt out

by Big Aussie Boi November 6, 2018

Thunder Cunt

A thunder cunt is well... a cunt but with THUNDER. Sometimes calling someone a cunt is boring. Too spice it up the term thunder is put before it to make it better.

person 1: You ate my chips?

person 2: uhh yeah...
person 1: YOU THUNDER CUNT!!!

by kiddo11 February 16, 2019