The Banana is a deadly south African weapon banned from war for Illegal manufacturing and for affecting the multiverse beyond the quantum level. This weapon is so strong it is able to take down a Fat man with just a throw. It has also erased Obama doing the whip and nae nae from existence.
Deez: Hey man is that banana!
Balls: Yea man, can i throw it at you.
Deez: NAH MAN THATS ILLEGAL!!
Balls: Too bad.
Balls: Yea man, can i throw it at you.
Deez: NAH MAN THATS ILLEGAL!!
Balls: Too bad.
by Joesepths Mother December 31, 2021
by Big dick face. March 06, 2017
Ok if you don’t know what this is and you speak English and you are old enough to be on google you should know what a Banana is
by Betheed November 30, 2021
Someone/People who obviously are too yellow to say something insulting directly. Also hiding their words in fruity wording. Leaving themselves feeling a bit on and are thankful they now are part of the herd. Ultimately showing their true Breadfruit like interior.
Something which rots easily (has no real longevity once damaged) and is thrown by less evolved primates in the absence of or in conjunction with their own shit. (Usually in a confused state of frustration at another primate who exhibits thinking which does not align with their own understanding of whatever cage they currently inhabit. This results in emo shit they have no tools to deal with and a lashing out at the unknown)
Something your missus tells you shes had a lot to eat of today at work.
Something which rots easily (has no real longevity once damaged) and is thrown by less evolved primates in the absence of or in conjunction with their own shit. (Usually in a confused state of frustration at another primate who exhibits thinking which does not align with their own understanding of whatever cage they currently inhabit. This results in emo shit they have no tools to deal with and a lashing out at the unknown)
Something your missus tells you shes had a lot to eat of today at work.
PRIM1: oo oo ah ah why he not doing what we do?? Breaks something in anguish
PRIM2: ah ah oo oo ee we eat all the fruit all juicy and pick caterpillars off trees. Why he no hungry.
PRIM1: He probably eats sticks.
PRIM2 to PRIMEVO: ee ee ee you like to eat sticks!!???
PRIMEVO: Jeeezuz cunt once you understand the concept of something greater than you and your caterpillar and your fruit eating friend there, you may begin to understand the concept of personal development for the greater good of your childrens children. You want them to still be eating fluffy caterpillars or would you like to get to the marrow and tomorrow and the next with out having to wave your arms at every passing bird in the hope you may learn to fly?
PRIM1 & 2: (Unable to understand exactly what the strange independent fella with the bonetipped spear with throwing stick is talking about.) No oo oo oo you like to eat sticks is that your dinner how you eat that. Food lives on sticks not eating sticks (Throws banana covered in shit).
PRIMEVO: Indeed it does homunculi but you can also use a big stick to catch a big pussy cat.
(Note only in explaining to those of lesser cognitive abilities does PRIMEVO stoop to the same type of snide and teasing wording in a forlorn hope that they may understand. - Usually too intellectual and dismissed as garbage by those used to seeing bananas rot due to either not leaving them on the tree or inserting them deep into a shady hole somewhere;)
PRIM2: ah ah oo oo ee we eat all the fruit all juicy and pick caterpillars off trees. Why he no hungry.
PRIM1: He probably eats sticks.
PRIM2 to PRIMEVO: ee ee ee you like to eat sticks!!???
PRIMEVO: Jeeezuz cunt once you understand the concept of something greater than you and your caterpillar and your fruit eating friend there, you may begin to understand the concept of personal development for the greater good of your childrens children. You want them to still be eating fluffy caterpillars or would you like to get to the marrow and tomorrow and the next with out having to wave your arms at every passing bird in the hope you may learn to fly?
PRIM1 & 2: (Unable to understand exactly what the strange independent fella with the bonetipped spear with throwing stick is talking about.) No oo oo oo you like to eat sticks is that your dinner how you eat that. Food lives on sticks not eating sticks (Throws banana covered in shit).
PRIMEVO: Indeed it does homunculi but you can also use a big stick to catch a big pussy cat.
(Note only in explaining to those of lesser cognitive abilities does PRIMEVO stoop to the same type of snide and teasing wording in a forlorn hope that they may understand. - Usually too intellectual and dismissed as garbage by those used to seeing bananas rot due to either not leaving them on the tree or inserting them deep into a shady hole somewhere;)
by Issy_dead_bananas January 30, 2020
A common callout used in the video game Counter Strike: Global Offensive. ‘Banana’ refers to the banana-shaped corridor on the map Inferno, which is usually a hotspot for action in the first minute of a round. Controlling ‘banana’ is critical, as it is one of the quickest ways for the Terrorist team to reach bomb site A.
by USfyre January 18, 2022
a curved yellow fruit also the source of potassium-man's power if all banana's where destroyed he would be powerless :(
by magneto2534 May 30, 2018