Mouth poo

Vomit

Please excuse me, I am forced to mouth poo

by njb45 April 10, 2021

Marshie Poo

the most sexist man alive

omg ur such a marshie poo

by finny finn July 22, 2022

pre sesh poo

A poo taken a couple of hours before a sesh to 'clense' your body

Yeah mate, just taking my pre sesh poo and il be on my way

by Tadiarrrrrrrr January 25, 2017

Abey-Pooing

When you smear your own shit on the Lincoln Memorial and write out the name ABE in bolded shit letters.

Dude my friend Jim went Abey-Pooing last weekend, shit was so firee.

Who up Abey-Pooing right now?

Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing

by UnbentRaccoon February 24, 2025

poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023

poo i dna

somthing someone says when they are in a reversed video idk lol scomo is a dickhead omg jk but and i rlly jking

ho did you poo i dna like wtf you idiot

by poobutbrain February 3, 2020

homing poo

When you close to home and you need a shit

Can we go home now I got a homing poo brewing

by jon2522 April 13, 2016