Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"
by JohnJohnJurts August 09, 2021
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Sneek-a-poo

A SNEEK-A-POO (english, noun) is a habit one displays which is initially taken to be charming or even cute that, as it becomes more apparent, grows increasingly disturbing.
We all knew for a long time Scott's only sneek-a-poo was just guessing fart ingredients...but now that he's got a murken sneek-a-poo...well, I can't even go swimming with him anymore.
by Whosthematter? April 16, 2021
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Poo doo

The act of pinning the weakest friend to the ground and holding his face and picking who’s ass is the hairiest and sitting, bare ass, on the friends face.
Eli gave me a nasty poo doo. I could taste his butthole.
by Buttholebeaver12 December 20, 2024
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Poo-Doo

A ritual in which porcelain bowl and human mate with one another
Get out of here Dewey, you don’t want no part of this shit! We’re doin Poo-Doo!
by EdwinZacharia July 28, 2021
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Poo-man-chu

The act of unknowingly performing a mustache ride in reverse and suffering the physical consequences and repercussions of this task, hence, a goatee/mustache full of dingle berries.
I totally thought that cody was giving his sister a full frontal stache trip but that mofo came out with a poo-man-chu.
by johnathon michael October 12, 2011
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Poo Manchu

The act that occurs sometimes after removing soiled fingers from a rectum then finger painting from under the nose to the edge of the mouth and down to the chin in one smoothe motion.
I was feeling inspired and gave myself the most beautiful Poo Manchu the world has seen after massaging my prostate on taco Tuesday.
by Captain Rockso November 17, 2024
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Secret agent poo

When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.
Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons
by Unruly Captain July 28, 2022
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