Poo Purdy

cologne, Perfume, good smell'n stuff

you need to go put on some poo purdy. what kind of poo purdy are you wearing

by JC & the Boys May 20, 2020

U of poo

A person forgot to wipe directly on their anus leaving a U shape poo shmear.

Mickey: "Babe I want you eat your ass but there's a U of poo !"
Bottom: "oh oops I'll go shower"

by Oomph January 22, 2022

Poo

An ugly wierd thingy that stinks

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Chocolate!( ・∀・)っ■

Poo is stinky

by Girl who likes poo April 9, 2023

poo-ruse

The art of taking your time to peruse a shop’s offerings while you work up a nasty dump to take there before you leave.

Kyle stopped at the Cracker Barrel on the way to Georgia and took his time to poo-ruse each and every nick nacho patty whack before he dropped his load … and then got back on the road.

by Shah of the Bayou September 29, 2022

pee pee poo poo check

to know wither to pee or poo.

bro stop u need a pee pee poo poo check.

by dawoodahakbar November 12, 2020

Maxy poo

The word that you call ur toxic best friend when they are being annoying and you just want attention.

Oh maxy poo ur so funny

by murmynatalia.wispo November 24, 2019

the poo snatchers

a group of people that steal poop straight from the asshole. you can identify them by the shit around their mouths.

Sanjay: "watch out for the poo snatchers!"
John: "my shit!"

by Dante the cock burglar April 26, 2021