norwegian hand grenade

when you pinch the tip of your dick right before you spew, then slam the top and bottom of your dick with your hands, shooting semen everywhere.

Man, that girl sucks at giving dome, so before i blew in her mouth i gave her the old norwegian hand grenade.

by local sex fiend October 24, 2006

second hand smoke

When the girl you are making out with just got done giving another guy head.

Jake just got second hand smoke from some sorostitute!

Kentucky Jake almost got second hand smoke from the crazy Philippino biatch.

by UT Tower September 19, 2009

Italian Hand Job

Italian Hand Job Italian Hand Job, or commonly referred to as IHJ, is the ultimate test of a woman's endurance.The challenge is to sit through the entire Italian Job movie (usually naked). If the woman has the strength to finish the movie, then all participants are rewarded with a hand job. This is a commonly used diversion by males when the girl is much more into the guy then the guy is into the girl.

Jenny: What are you doing tonight Caleb?
Caleb: Oh nothing really!

Jenny: Want to hang out or watch a movie?

Caleb: Only if it's the Italian Job

Jenny: Can I give you an Italian Hand Job after?

Caleb: Yes

by Basement Bros September 19, 2012

mama-fake-hands

mad poser status, a real tool

"That mama-fake-hands shops at hot topic."

"That wangsta mama-fake-hands listens to fifty-cent while eating marshmallows!"

by mightysmax March 10, 2008

Downward Hand Gesture

This “Downward hand gesture” mainly involves bending at the wrist, your forearm up, and the inside of your fingers facing the floor. It is most usual to see this hand gesture, when the hand is first facing up, than it flops down.
This hand gesture mainly represents “being gay” this hand gesture is just saying “Gay” each time you do it.

You can also see it in different forms for the different sexualities.

Example: Pansexual is a finger gun, starting by pointing to the sky, the pointing in front of you.

I saw my friend from across they room, i did the secret downward hand gesture, than they did it back. We smiled, and laughed for a while, than continued on with what we were doing before.

by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_ October 4, 2021

edward glizzy hands

When you tape 40 hotdogs to you hands and you cant take the tape off until you finish the hotdogs.

i almost shit myself yesterday playing a game of edward glizzy hands

by balldestroyer420lmao May 24, 2021

two handed shocker

Two handed version of the shocker.

If you thought that she liked the shocker, give the two handed shocker!

by Mark DeMuth December 5, 2005