Jake Gallagher

Really the most fucked up guy in the world. Sometimes Jake Gallagher is known to look at children while they sleep

Exe: OMG Jake Gallagher is looking at my one year old sleep

by Foreskin god 450 sike 420 July 14, 2020

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Jake from the office

So awesome i just dont how awesome he is

Omg look its jake from the office.I've got to meet him.

by Jake from the office September 10, 2016

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Jake-o

Typically used in a micronation named the Federal Republic of Alftotska, this term is uttered when one does something stupid, but expects others to treat it in a funny way.

"Why did you zip-bomb your office's computer system?"

"Jake-o"

by anonymous March 11, 2024

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A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity

"Hey look at this dude"

"He looks like a child molester"

Yeah I know right what a Jake"

by brutha is gay August 21, 2022

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Jake

Very kool and epik gamer

He is also very kool

Jake is very kool

by Bcienendns July 25, 2022

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Jakeing it

When you visorisly spank your hog in a room filled with other people sleeping in it.

Oh, oh yeah, im jakeing it, im jakeing it, oh, soo good!
A1: Have you heard that clapping noice at night? I was wondering what it was.
B1: Are you kidding me? I heard that Carl was jakeing it last night.
C1: Yeah it was probably that because i was wondering what that icing on my lip is when i woke up!
Carl: Whats up guys!
A1B1C1: Fuck off you freaky cunt!

by Mr. Skinnywilly09982 March 12, 2025

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