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Jacking Off

When a guy pulls on his penis vigorously and makes cum squirt out
Mark : Thanks Chad for giving me a job not really where I wanted to work but them ovulating bitches really screwed me good I lost three Planet Fitness gym's and my wife!
Chad : Yeah sorry to here about your divorce so how is Michelle doing? Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to my ex wife?
Chad : Uh Yeah SHE'S HOT! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : KNOCK IT OFF PERVE!
Chad : Oh look there's Kiersten & Jenna they recently bought this place I guess there Planet Fitness gym's are really doing good! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to them ovulating bitches?
Chad : Uh Yeah THEY ARE HOT!
Kiersten : Hey Chad me and Jenna just stopped by to see how the place is running we are going to lunch Jenna is ovulating and has always wanted her own Red Lobster Toodles!
Jenna : See Ya Later BOYS!
Mark : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : Dude are you Jacking Off?
Mark : Uh Yeah they are wearing sports bras and tight gym shorts!
Chad : Yeah and Jenna is ovulating! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey guy's mind if I Jack Off With you?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! (splat) (splat) (splat)
Mark : What The Fuck Is Your Problem GOD DAMNT IM COVERED IN CUM!
Steve : It's called Jacking Off you silly boo! (wink)
by SlopNChop November 1, 2018
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Jack Hamlin

A person with an deformed and large nose.
Yo, you got a Jack Hamlin!
by misteriousman July 28, 2011
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surrey jack

A Really dumb Indo-Canadian Gang Member with a very strange haircut (tiny spikes on the fron of his head).
Surrey Jack (banned), Not Surrey Jack (banned), and Indo-Canadian Gang Member.
by Historymars December 15, 2008
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jack-up

To jack-up is a gymrat term for working to improve a specific muscel or set of muscels, especially women who want to firm-up their butts.
She is doin something to jack-up that ass. I'll bet she spends an hour-a-day on the stairclimber."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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jack wipe

the cross between a jackass, and an asswipe, hince the name, jack wipe.
by j varone December 12, 2004
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Cracka Jack

John is a cracka jack because he has a lil john
by Lauren CarRArztT sdfsdgf May 18, 2005
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jack sparrow

The worst Pirate you've ever heard of ....but at least you've heard of him.
"Human hair. From me back."
by Cunien September 27, 2003
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